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Human Brain Analysis.


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Women - Multiple process
Women's brains designed to concentrate multiple task at a time.Women can Watch a TV and Talk over phone and cook the new recipe.

Men - Single Process
Men's brain designed to concentrate only one work at a time. Men can not watch a TV and talking in phone same time. He stops the TV while Talking. He can either watch TV or talk over phone or cook.

LANGUAGE.
Women can easily learn many languages. Her brain set up. But can not find the solutions to problems Men can not easily learn languages; he can easily solve the problems.
3 year old gal has three times higher vocabulary than 3 year old boy.

ANALYTICAL SKILL
Men's brain has lot of space for handling the analytical process. So easily he can analyze and find the solution for a process.
He can design (blue print) a map of a building easily.
If a complex map is viewed by women, she can not understand it. She can not understand the details of the map easily.
For her it is dump of lines in a paper.


CAR DRIVING.
While driving a car, men's analytical spaces are used in his brain. He can drive a car fastly. If he see an object at long distance, immediately his brain classifies the object (bus or van or car) direction and speed of the object and driving accordingly. Where as women take a long time to recognize the object direction/ speed. His single process mind stops the audio in the car (if any), then concentrating only on the driving.
You can often watch, while men driving the car fastly, the women sit next to him will shout, "GO SLOW" , "CARE FULL", "AAHHH", "OHH GOD.."
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LIE
Many times, when men lie to women face to face, they got caught easily.
Her super natural brain observes the facial expression 70%, and the body language 20% and the words comes from mouth 10%. So he is easily caught while lying.
Men's brain does not have this.
Women easily lie to men face to face.
So guys, While lying to your girls, use phone, or letter or close all the lights or cover your/her face with blanket.
Don't lie face to face.

PROBLEM.
End of day, if men have lot of problems, his brain clearly classifies the problems and put into individual rooms of brain, the problems in individual room of brain and finding the solution one by one. You can see many guys looking on the sky's for a long times. If you disturb him, he gets irritated.
End of Day, if women have lot of problems, her brain can not classify the problems. she wants some one to hear that. After telling everything to a person she goes happily to bed. She does not worry abt the problem solved or not.

WANTS
Men want status, success, solutions, big process... etc Women want relationship, friends, family...etc...

UNHAPPY
If women unhappy with their relations, she can not concentrate on work.
If men unhappy with their work, he can not concentrate on the relations.

MAP
Men can easily locate the place in a complex map. His analytical brain does this. While watching a cricket match in a stadium with full of crowd, men can leave his seat to T shop and keeps everything in his mind and comes back to his seat with out problems. He uses his analytical skills space of brain.
Women can't do this. They often lost their way to their seat.

LIFE
Life is very easy to Men. One good job, one alcohol bottle is enough for him.
Women want everything in life.

SPEECH
Women use indirect languages in speech.
Geetha asked Vijay, "Vijay do you like to have a cup of coffee?"
This means, Geetha really want a cup of coffee.
In the morning......."Darling, do you think, will it be good to have an Omlette for breakfast"
Men use direct language. "Geetha, I want to have a cup of coffee, Pls stops the car when you see a coffee shop".
In the morning...."Darling, Can you please prepare an omelet for breakfast".

HANDLING EMOTION
Women talk a lot without thinking, if they are in emotion.
Men act a lot with out thinking. That's why many of prisoners are men all over the world.

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HOW TO STAY SEXY DURING PREGNANCY


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Supermodel Karolina Kurkova tells you how she got her figure back after giving birth six months ago, and a celebrity trainer shares tips on how to get rid of cellulite.
Stay in shape despite your pregnancy

Admittedly, the supermodel's tips - might work better if you have a personal trainer and not much else to do with your time than looking great. But apart from this, making healthier lifestyle during your pregnancy to bounce back into shape much more quickly.

"I think the secret was really staying active throughout my pregnancy," she said. "I did Pilates, a lot of weight training, I walked a lot and I traveled. I was eating really healthy, taking good supplements and vitamins, drinking green juices and just making sure I was putting the best stuff in my body. Obviously you want to try to give it more natural foods, and fruits, good vitamins, fish oils, fiber. Lots of fiber when you're pregnant!"

Top three tips how to deal with orange peel skin:

1. Drink three litres of water a day with lemon juice - this prevents water retention which is the main cause of cellulite.

2. Stay away from processed and fried foods which hinder circulation and cause ripely bumps!

3. An apple a day... keeps the fat away! Snacking on an apple, which contains pectin - detoxifies the body."

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Facebook leaks out personal informations


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In the backdrop of a flurry of complaints against Facebook related to its privacy settings, a Harvard Business School professor has claimed the popular social networking site provides users' information, including name and photos, to advertisers.

Benjamin Edelman, an assistant professor at Harvard Business School, said that Facebook's "explicit promises, in its privacy policy and blog posts, turn out to be untrue.”

"Facebook gives its advertisers more information about users than Facebook claimed and users have no way to opt out of that information sharing (short of ceasing to use Facebook or ceasing to click ads)," Edelman said.

According to his findings, clicking on an advertisers' advertisement reveals the Facebook user's name or user ID to the advertiser.

“With default privacy settings, the advertiser can then see almost all of a user's activity on Facebook, including name, photos, friends, and more," he said.

Queries sent to Facebook remained unanswered.

A professor at the school's negotiation, organisations and markets unit Edelman's research focuses on advertising activities on Internet and spyware, among others.

"My main concern about Facebook is that it shares data in ways users don't reasonably expect. Most of that concern results from confusing settings and frequently-changing defaults," Edelman pointed out.

Edelman said that he sent his findings about Facebook to the US Federal Trade Commission (FTC) on May 20. FTC primarily looks into anti-competitive business practices and also promotes consumer protection activities.

Going by media reports, Facebook is all set to introduce changes to its existing privacy settings in the coming days.

Earlier this month, groups from the US and Europe had complained about Facebook's changes to privacy settings, whereby the profile of users were made accessible to third-parties by default.

An European data protection group had said that changes made by Facebook to the privacy settings were unacceptable.

"... It is unacceptable that the company fundamentally changed the default settings on its social-networking platform to the detriment of a user," the group of officials advising the European Commission had said in a letter to Facebook.

In the US, Electronic Private Research Centre (EPIC) and 14 other privacy and consumer protection agencies had lodged a complaint with the FTC against Facebook's privacy settings.

EPIC is a Washington-based public interest research centre.

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About LAILA Cyclone


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BOB 01/2010/10 Dated: 19.05.2010 Time of issue: 0230 hours IST
Sub: Cyclonic Storm ‘LAILA’ over southwest and adjoining westcentral Bay of Bengal: Cyclone Warning (Orange message).
The cyclonic storm ‘LAILA’ over southwest and adjoining westcentral Bay of Bengal moved further westwards and lay centred at 2330 hrs IST of yesterday, the 18th May 2010 over southwest and adjoining westcentral Bay of Bengal near latitude 13.00N and long. 82.50E, about 240 km east of Chennai, 530 km west-southwest of Visakhapatnam and 1230 km southwest of Kolkata.
The current environmental conditions and Numerical Weather Prediction (NWP) models suggest that the system is likely to intensify further and move in a west-northwesterly direction for some more time and then move in a northwesterly to northerly direction and cross Andhra Pradesh coast between Ongole and Visakhapatnam by early hours of 20th May 2010.
Based on latest analysis with NWP models and other conventional techniques, estimated track and intensity of the system are given in the
Table below:

Date/Time(IST)

 Position (lat. 0N/long. 0E) Sustained maximum surface wind speed (kmph)
18-05-2010/2330 13.0/82.5

85-95 gusting to 105
19-05-2010/0530 13.0/82.0 95-105 gusting to 115
19-05-2010/1130 13.5/81.5 105-115 gusting to 125
19-05-2010/1730 14.0/81.5 115-125 gusting to 135
19-05-2010/2330 15.0/81.5 115-125 gusting to 135
20-05-2010/0530 16.5/81.5 115-125 gusting to 135
20-05-2010/1730 17.5/82.0 95-155 gusting to 155
21-05-2010/0530 18.5/83.0 85-95gusting to 105
21-05-2010/1730 19.5/84.5 75-85 gusting to 95

Under the influence of this system, north coastal Tamil Nadu and coastal Andhra Pradesh are likely to experience widespread rainfall with scattered heavy to very heavy falls (25 cms or more) and isolated extremely heavy falls during next 48 hours. Gale force wind with speed reaching 65-75 kmph likely along and off Andhra Pradesh coast during next 48 hours. It may increase to 115-125 kmph at the time of landfall. Squally winds speed reaching 50-60 kmph likely along and off north Tamil Nadu coast during next 24 hours.
Sea condition will be very high to phenomenal along and off Andhra Pradesh coast and very rough along and off north Tamil Nadu coast. Fishermen are advised not venture into the sea off these coasts.

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Power of Tamil


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One of the oldest and greatest languages in the World!!!

Rupee Tamil English
1 ONDRU one
10 PATHU ten
100 NOORU hundred
1000 AAYIRAM thousand
10000 PATTAYIRAM ten thousand
100000 NOORAYIRAM hundred thousand
1000000 PATTU NOORAYIRAM one million
10000000 KOODI ten million
100000000 ARPUTHAM hundred million
1000000000 NIGARPUTAM one billion
10000000000 KUMBAM ten billion
100000000000 KANAM hundred billion
1000000000000 KARPAM one trillion
10000000000000 NIKARPAM ten trillion
100000000000000 PATHUMAM hundred trillion
1000000000000000 SANGGAM one zillion
10000000000000000 VELLAM ten zillion
100000000000000000 ANNIYAM hundred zillion
1000000000000000000 ARTTAM ?????
10000000000000000000 PARARTTAM ?????
100000000000000000000 POORIYAM ?????
1000000000000000000000 MUKKODI ?????
10000000000000000000000 MAHAYUGAM ?????

Proud to be a Tamilan

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ONE BED ROOM FLAT


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ONE BEDROOM FLAT... WRITTEN BY AN INDIAN SOFTWARE ENGINEER..- A Bitter Reality

As the dream of most parents I had acquired a degree in Soft ware Engineering and joined a company based in USA, the land of braves and opportunity.

When I arrived in the USA, it was as if a dream had come true.

Here at last I was in the place where I want to be. I decided I would be staying in this country for about Five years in which time I would have earned enough money to settle down in India.

My father was a government employee and after his retirement, the only asset he could acquire was a decent one bedroom flat.

I wanted to do some thing more than him. I started feeling homesick and lonely as the time passed. I used to call home and speak to my parents every week using cheap international phone cards. Two years passed, two years of Burgers at McDonald's and pizzas and discos and 2 years watching the foreign exchange rate getting happy whenever the Rupee value went down.

Finally I decided to get married. Told my parents that I have only 10 days of holidays and everything must be done within these 10 days. I got my ticket booked in the cheapest flight. Was jubilant and was actually enjoying hopping for gifts for all my friends back home. If I miss anyone then there will be talks. After reaching home I spent home one week going through all the photographs of girls and as the time was getting shorter I was forced to select one candidate.

In-laws told me, to my surprise, that I would have to get married in 2-3 days, as I will not get anymore holidays. After the marriage, it was time to return to USA , after giving some money to my parents and telling the neighbors to look after them, we returned to USA .

My wife enjoyed this country for about two months and then she started feeling lonely. The frequency of calling India increased to twice in a week sometimes 3 times a week. Our savings started diminishing. After two more years we started to have kids. Two lovely kids, a boy and a girl, were gifted to us by the almighty. Every time I spoke to my parents, they asked me to come to India so that they can see their grand-children.

Every year I decide to go to India .. But part work part monetary conditions prevented it. Years went by and visiting India was a distant dream. Then suddenly one day I got a message that my parents were seriously sick. I tried but I couldn't get any holidays and thus could not go to India.. The next message I got was my parents had passed away and as there was no one to do the last rights the society members had done whatever they could. I was depressed. My parents had passed away without seeing their grand children.

After couple more years passed away, much to my children's dislike and my wife's joy we returned to India to settle down. I started to look for a suitable property, but to my dismay my savings were short and the property prices had gone up during all these years. I had to return to the USA..

My wife refused to come back with me and my children refused to stay in India.. My 2 children and I returned to USA after promising my wife I would be back for good after two years.

Time passed by, my daughter decided to get married to an American and my son was happy living in USA... I decided that had enough and wound-up every thing and returned to India. I had just enough money to buy a decent 02 bedroom flat in a well-developed locality.

Now I am 60 years old and the only time I go out of the flat is for the routine visit to the nearby temple. My faithful wife has also left me and gone to the holy abode.

Sometimes I wondered was it worth all this? My father, even after staying in India, had a house to his name and I too have the same nothing more.

I lost my parents and children for just ONE EXTRA BEDROOM.

Looking out from the window I see a lot of children dancing.

This damned cable TV has spoiled our new generation and these children are losing their values and culture because of it. I get occasional cards from my children asking I am alright. Well at least they remember me.

Now perhaps after I die it will be the neighbors again who will be performing my last rights, God Bless them. But the question still remains 'was all this worth it?'

I am still searching for an answer...... ......... .!!!

... WRITTEN BY AN INDIAN SOFTWARE ENGINEER..- A Bitter Reality

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Tips for Women's wear


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This is exclusively for those who are all going to get an infant i.e) who are all pregnant.
We spoke to the stylish and graceful Tisca Chopra who offered some style advice for moms-to-be:

All expecting moms should know that a baby bump is the biggest fashion statement.
Wear bright, happy colours.
Avoid uncomfortable and tight clothes.
Fabrics like linen, cotton and muslin are a must.
Dungarees look very cute on moms-to-be.
Give your heels a break and trot around in fancy flats.
All your old bras need to be stocked away.
Good quality, comfortable bras should be on top of your shopping list because your breast size increases.
And, you better take good care of your girls by investing in well-fitted bras.
Get your kurtis or anarkalis stitched with pleats so that they expand through your maternity period
Most long flowing garments can make any woman look graceful and elegant. A maxi or a kaftan can be worn later too.
Ask me your questions if needed :-)

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Vijay Resume


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Ilaya Thalapathy Dr.Vijay
Email : killthepeople@suicide.com
Phone : +910000000000

Career Object : To make the audience run away from theaters.

Preofessio'nil' Experience:
  • 21 years in Tamil Industry.
  • Junior Artist - 1988 (with 1 hit, 9 flops)
  • Mass roles- 1979(4 flops)
  • Lead role- 1986- till date( 4 hits, 46 flops)

Acting Skills:
  • Jumping From One Big Building to another in Air (KURUVI)
  • Flying from inside the Sea (SURA)
  • Going With Lift inside the sea bed.Never ever seen Hollywood flick stunts.(KURUVI).
  • Reaching Finals without winnning semifinals(GHILLLI)

Expected CTC: Min. 5 crores for each film

Achievements: World Record, Limca Record and Pepsi Record in flops

Role Model: My Self and Captain Vijayakanth,the Tiger of Tamil Nadu

Project Details:
  1. Bike riding on ground to running Train and go to Pakistan from India with Parachute only.
  2. Climbing any mountain with hands.
  3. Pulling chair front and catching the runing flight.
Leadership Skills:
  • Led a knife to attack the enemy hanging on the plane's shield.(VILLU)
Special Attraction:
  1. Shoot People not only in movie, but outside also
  2. Having powerful eyes. (AADHI)
  3. Senseless talking in functions, interviews
  4. Hitting thigh and talking without opening the mouth(PUNCH DIALOGUES)
Personal Details:
Name : Vijay Joseph
Age : 21yrs in Industry
Weight : I Dont know Exactly.
Sex : Intrested
Hobbies : I am Not a Man to have Hobbies

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Safest sex


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You are all set for a steamy night with your partner. The soft light of fragranced candles falls on the bed; a bottle of wine lies on the bedside table and soft music plays in the background. It's hard to contain your excitement and anticipation. So what we're going to recommend may not be welcome, but we are going to do it all the same: Do go out and buy some condoms so that your night is as safe as it is exciting.
You may imagine that sexually transmitted diseases (STDs) are other people's problem and could never happen to you. You couldn't be more wrong. Your unprotected sexual exploits may lead to more than 25 STDs apart from HIV, and these may cause arthritis, memory loss, heart disease, eye inflammation and even cancer. You can catch a STD from the blood, semen or vaginal fluids of an infected partner. Ironically, it's possible to contract sexually transmitted diseases from people who seem perfectly healthy and those who may not even be aware that they have an infection. Doctors at major hospitals in the city say they see around 50 people with STDs in a month. There are lots more out there who are silent carriers and avoid seeing a doctor.
BEING A YOUNG WOMAN
If you are a young woman, your chances of getting a STD are much higher than those of a man or middle- aged woman. "Young people are at a greater risk because they are more likely to indulge in unsafe sex and have multiple sex partners. Condoms provide some amount of protection, but it's important to avoid multiple partners," says Dr Shivani Sachdev, gynaecologist, Phoenix Hospital. Moreover, in young women the cervix is made up of constantly changing cells which make the cervix more vulnerable to certain STDs.
However, this does not mean you can't get an infection if you are old. In fact, the numbers of older women reporting to the doctors with STDs is on the rise, simply because of the misconception that they are not at risk. After menopause, there is a thinning of tissues in the female vagina and the natural lubrication also decreases. This can increase the risk of micro- tears and sexual transmission of certain diseases.
The immune system of older people is also less efficient, leading to an increased risk of sexually transmitted infections. Women are anatomically wired to be more likely to contract STDs because the average vaginal environment enables viruses and bacteria to grow. Moreover, it's relatively easier for an infection to penetrate the thin mucous membrane of the vagina as compared to the penis which is protected by its epidermis skin coating. While women are mostly infected with yeast infections, chlamydia and genital human papillomavirus (HPV), men usually report with gonorrhea, syphilis and chlamydia.
Hepatitis A and B are also known to spread through sexual transmissions. In addition to being more susceptible to infection, women are also more likely than men to experience some of the harmful side effects associated with STDs. Chlamydia, for example, is known to produce few complications among men whereas women with the disease can face problems like infertility, chronic pelvic pain, and potentially- fatal ectopic pregnancies if the condition goes untreated.
CONFUSING SYMPTOMS
STDS may go undetected for long periods as they result in a number of confusing and misleading symptoms. While some may have no symptoms for very long, others may experience genital sores, pain and itching. "Around 80 per cent of STDs are detected by doctors when patients visit them for some other problem. For instance, I had a patient who had genital herpes but never reported that to me. It was a chance discovery. There are also several patients who come with problem of infertility and through tests we get to know they have been suffering from chlamydia," says Dr Sachdev.
While women with STDs may experience vaginal discharge, lower- abdominal pain and pain during intercourse, men generally experience a discharge from their penis, pain during urination besides testicular swelling and pain. Regular testing for STDs, especially chlamydia and HPV, is very common in the west but it's yet to pick momentum in India.
While a Pap smear test is recommended for HPV, blood tests and vaginal swab tests would tell if a woman has got any other STD. " For men, besides physical examination, blood tests and urine tests usually tell the presence of STDs," says Dr Kapil Juneja, consultant urologist, Moolchand Medcity.
Anal sex is very risky when it comes to STDs because it usually causes bleeding. Also your chances of getting an STD increases every time you break up with one partner and move on to another, even if each relationship is monogamous. Most people are silent carriers of STDs which can manifest later on. Though condom reduces chances of contracting STDs, being faithful to your partner is the best way to prevent it.
SEVERAL COMPLICATIONS
Any STD, if ignored, can do a lot of complications in later stages. "Men can suffer from urethral stricture which means obstruction in urine passage, infection of the testicles, prostrate and even infertility.
Some diseases if left untreated can also damage other body organs. For instance, syphilis infection may travel to the brain leading to memory loss, problems with mental function, walking and balance. It can also affect the heart, bladder control, and vision if left untreated," says Dr Anshuman Aggarwal senior consultant, urology, Fortis Hospital.
If somebody has untreated gonorrhea or chlamydia, he is also at risk of getting arthritis when infection moves to the joints. Once it does, it can cause excruciating pain and, in some cases, permanent joint damage and deformity.
A woman suffering from chlamydia can pass the infection from the vaginal canal to her child during delivery, causing pneumonia or an eye infection that can lead to blindness. The good news is all STDs are curable if detected on time.
Antibiotics can cure many sexually transmitted bacterial and parasitic infections, including gonorrhea, syphilis, chlamydia and trichomonas. Sexually transmitted viral infections like HIV are not curable, but HPV and hepatitis B are preventable with vaccines prior to exposure. The duration of the treatment would depend upon the stage and kind of STD you are suffering from.
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Incident


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Dear All,

Read this,
This is a real incident that happened in a local hospital in Bangalore,
India. A 4-year old girl was admitted due to leg fracture. As it was an
open fracture, she had to undergo an operation to stitch the protruding bone
back in place. Though it was quite a minor operation, she was hooked on to
life support system, as a part of the process.

The doctors had to input some data prior to the operation to suit different
conditions. Thereafter, the operation proceeded.. Half way through the
process, the life support system suddenly went dead.
The culprit : -
Some one was using his/her hand-phone outside the operation theatre. And the
frequency had affected the system.. They tried to track the person, but to
no avail. The little girl, young and innocent as she was, died soon after.
Be compassionate! Do not use your hand phone / mobiles especially at any
hospitals or within the Aircraft or any places where you are told not to use
it... You might not be caught in the act, but you might have killed someone
without knowing.
Sometimes it's a matter of Life & Death.....!! !
Please pass this to as many, since most of us are just not aware of the
seriousness of this issue.
Please Don't Delete. Please Send this to all your contacts and help save a
life..
Last Word :
So friends, please avoid using your mobile phones in hospitals / petrol
pumps / aircraft etc ... wherever it is mentioned no use of mobiles, go by
the rules, it's a matter of life & death.



A tiny mail can save a life..
ForwardSourceID: NT000064BE
REAL INCIDENT.... READ N PASS..

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Sura Review


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Moreover I’m not a Vijay or Ajith fan. Yet I decided to watch this movie since it was his 50th movie expecting some good stuff in it.

Scene1: Opening was up to the hype, purely for Vijay worshipers. Our hero emerges from a tornado saving bunch of people @ sea.
Then there goes the opening song. Everything were fine till this part of the movie.
Vijay Fans: Full throttled whistle.
Normal Audience: Bit happy since the song and dance were good.

Scene2: Then comes the heroine introductionJ. One of the worst intro in a tamil movie. Heroine attempts suicide after putting all her makeup’s which she carry along with her.(Reason: Lost Dog). Our heroin falls in love after seeing hero buying pen from blind people and by helping them in crossing the road (a very childish story line.. unable to tolerate these kind of stuffs).
VF: Light murmuring and smile
N.Aud : Irritation started

Scene3: Hero goes to meet a local pawn broker to raise voice on local issue. Build up starts. A guy shouts “Sooravali varudhu… no no… Psunami varudhu… No No No… Rendum serndhu varudhu…” (Eng Ver : “A Tornado is coming… no no no… Psunami is coming… no no no… both comes together”). Our hero walks in slow motion with the graphic of psunami and tornado at the background. LLL
VF : Very few whistled. Rest moaned (a hauling sound).
N.Aud : Irritated to the core. Four people left the theater speaking to themselves “Why u guys booked tickets for such a movie?”

Scene4: A very normal well know Villan intro scene. Villan speaks dialogue in telugu and it was dubbed in tamil, with 0% dialogue and lip sync. Then comes the so called core of the story. Villan(minister) tries to occupy the slum land where our hero resides. Our hero is the Godfather to all in the slum (donno why… no reason for that to justify). Then a duet song and a fight where hero never fight standing on land(flying from building to building … he used air as the travel medium J.. Spiderman without web)hero’s mother will be attacked but 0% sentimental acting from our hero. No emotional dialogue or anger shown. Just a formality check of mom “Mom how r u?”. (Expected few sentiments over here J)
VF: Very few were shouting and “thalaiva” sound here and there. Total decibel level down. Theater is damn silent.
N.Aud: Few went out of the show and few went to out to smoke. And we all turned towards the person who booked the ticket for us and gave a grudging look at him. He was totally lost. He straight said “Macha.. extremely sorry da.. L” (FYI: He is a diehard Vijay fan. Then we heard a loud snoring sound not in movie, one of my friend was in deep sleep J. We decided not to disturb him J, atlest let he be happy)

Scene5: Villan meets hero after burning hero’s slum. There comes the punch and pinch dialogues. Then the dialogue of hero saying that “he will build 1400 houses for his people. (FYI: he is a normal fisherman)”
VF: Irritated. Since very bad screenplay and storyline and very bad dialogue frame.
N. Aud: Few were uttering counter dialoguges with u-parliamentary words. All were silent waiting and awaiting interval.

Scene6: (Considerable amount of people left the show.. lucky ones) hero decides to steal the smuggled goods from villan. Here come a intelligent tactics, a pakka director touch. Our hero comes as custom officer(Sardharji). And they use diwali rockets to attack the villan boat. And hero uses a iron rod to place the rocket(normal diwali rocket with match box to fire) and fire it. One amoung the villans shouts “Custom officers are using rocket launchers to attack us so escapeeeeeeeeee…. LL”. (few audience escaped at this scene). Then hero takes the smuggled goods and flee to Mumbai and sells it and becomes a billionaire(100 crores exactly). (FYI: smuggles goods are 2 to 3 boxes of laptops L). All these selling happens In just 20sec of movie and hero returns to slum in an Audi suv.
VF: All were frustrated to the core and were talking among themselves of their hero’s poor show.
N.Aud: Few more left the show, few were sleeping(by the way my friend was awake J. Better he could had slept), few **** words around audience, and few were shouting to screen the climax fight (remember its only 15min post interval).

Scene7: Few songs, fights and comedy in a sequence and heroin Tamana appears in and out of film for few seconds(used only for songs). And I can term this as the worst comedy of Vadivelu in his film history. No one smiled in theater for his comedy. Few in theaters including myself and one of my friend were irritated with a dance step, where our hero does something with THAMANA’s pant. (And they claim it as a dance step.. mindless people)
V.F: No sound from them, totally lost. Had blank faces and reddish eyes J
N. Aud: Were with a frustrated and irritated face. In the verge of bursting in anger. Could here moaning and murmuring sounds among themselfs

Scene8: Climax – Villan places a bomb @ newly constructed slum and controls it from a boat. Our hero jumps from one boat to another(remembering kuruvi) and tries to diffuse the bomb. Main thing here to be noted is “how will he diffuse it?”. For the first time in tamil cinema history hero breaks the computer keyboard and pulls the bunch of control wire’s in a single stretch and the bomb gets diffused (‘HurtLocker’ should give back its Oscars). And then fight, hero kills villan (and also poor fans and udiance). THE END.
V.F: Few used un-parlimentary words criticizing their hero and Rajkumar. No one had a smiling face. And few declared that they are no more Vijay fans.
N. Audience: All said in one word “Macha never ever book tickets for his next movies”….. “Macha Vijay fans paavam da (pitty on Vijay fans)”…. “And again lots of unparlimentary words were fired on hero, director and the person who booked ticket for them”.

Verdict : (Donno what to say… Pitty on u vijay fans)

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About Sachin Tendulkar


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When many people say how many of Sachin's hundreds have come for a winning cause,Here is analysis of each of those centuries he scored when INDIA lost and reason why it went in vain. Out of the 41 hundreds, 11 hundreds have gone in vain.


1. 137 off 137 balls Vs SriLanka at Delhi in 1996 World Cup . India scored 271/3 in 50 overs. The only other 50 score was from Azhar. SL made 272 in 48.4 overs. Manoj Prabhakar had 4-0-47-0. He also opened in the innings with Sachin and scored 7 of 36 balls.

2. 100 of 111 Balls Vs Pak in Singapore- Apr 96 . India 226 all out in 47.1 overs, When Sachin was out score was 186/4. Pak had a reduced target of 187 from 33 overs.

3. 110 of 138 Balls vs Sri Lanka In Colombo - Aug 96. Again India 226 for 5 in 50 overs, Only other 50 score from Azhar (58 of 99 balls).Sachin has also bowled 6-0-29-1, the second most economical bowler and the only wicket taker (SL were 230/1 in 44.2) of the match next to Srinath. 7 bowlers were used by Azhar.

4. 143 of 131 Balls Vs Aus at Sharjah, Apr 1998. This was chasing under lights. The qualifying match before the final. The whole world knows about this match. Still one interesting point, when Sachin was out India were 242 at 5 at 43 overs. Target was 276 in 46. Still India finished at 250/5 scoring just 8 of the next 3 overs. Great performance by Laxman and Kanithkar indeed.

5. 101 of 140 Balls against SL at Sharjah in Oct 2000. Indian score was 224/8 in 50 overs. (No other 50 score). SL got 225/5 in 43.5, Sachin also bowled 5-0-22-0, better economy rate than everyone except Srinath.

6. 146 of 153 Balls against Zimbabwe at Jodhpur - December 2000 India made 283 / 8 in 50 overs. Sachin was the last man to be dismissed, score was 235/8 at 46.3 overs when he was out. Agarkar and Zaheer Khan propelled India to 283 in the last 3.3 overs. When Sachin has scored 146 of 235 in 46.3 overs, you can guess what the other 8 great batsmen were doing against the World class Zimbabwe attack. Second Highest scorer was Zaheer Khan with 32. Zim got 284/9 in 49.5 overs. Agarkar bowled the last over. Sachin also got 6-0-35-1

7. 101 of 129 Balls Vs SA at Johannesburg - Oct 2001 India got 279/5 in 50, Ganguly made 127 of 126 balls. When Ganguly got out, the score was 193-1 in 35.2 overs. Sachin was the last man to get out at 263. SA got 280 in 48.4 overs. Sachin bowled 9-0-51-0, second best in economy rate next only to Agarkar (10-0-45-1)

8. 141 of 135 balls Vs Pak at Rawalpindi, March 2004 . India were chasing 329 and were 317 all out in 48.4 overs, 8 balls to spare. No other batsman made even a 50 (when chasing 300 ) and when Sachin was out, India were 245-4 in 38.4 overs. They needed 85 from 68 balls with 6 wickets in hand.

9. 123 of 130 Balls vs Pak at Ahmedabad, April 2005. India made 315/6 in 48 overs (48 over match), again no other 50 score. Second highest was Dhoni 47 of 64 balls, (third highest was extras - 39). Pak made 319 in 48 overs. The three quicks (Balaji, Nehra and Khan went for 188 runs from 26 overs between them taking only 2 wickets). Sachin bowled 6-0-36-1. No Harbhajan and no Kumble.

10. 100 of 113 Balls Vs Pak at Peshawar, Feb-2006. India were 328 all out in 49.4 overs. Pathan and Dhoni got 60 each. When Sachin was out when India were 305-5 in 45 overs. Managed only 23 in the last 5 overs.Pak scored 311/7 in 47 overs and won by D/L method. Could have been anybody's game. Sachin did not bowl.

11. 141* of 148 balls vs WI at Malaysia. India made 309 /5 in 50 overs. Sachin was not out. Pathan was the only other 50 scorer. WI made 141/2 in 20 overs and won by D/L method. Again could have been anybody's game.

In the other 31 instances India has won 30 times and once there was no result .

Now, please think again when you say sachin's 100s were in the losing cause and that he is not a team player. It is a fact that for the entire 90's India played International cricket with 1 PLAYER and 10 JOKERS.

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